Rant number 2!!!! April 30, 2008

This has nothing to do with music. No this shit just got real personal. This is my rant to YOU…yeah you know who you fucking are. I’m tired of this bullshit.

Why the hell do you keep ignoring me??? I’m not dumb and nor am I blind.
Just tell me this….WHY?
What the fuck did I ever do?? I didn’t do anything so why the hell are you acting like this??
Maybe something happened that I don’t know about…maybe. But why are you taking it out on me??? I told you from the start that I am here to help you. So why are you pushing me away?
I’m starting to think everything you ever told me was bullshit and lies. If they weren’t, prove it to me. ‘m not letting you come back again with no explanation as to why you are acting like this. Just give me the reasons and that wil be it. I will leave you alone cuz Lord knows I am through with this bullshit.

Once again I’m not dumb and I’m not blind (What? You think I don’t see you going offline everytim I go online? Seriously man?? Who do you take me for?? A fool??? Child you don’t know who the fuck you are dealing with)

Just give me some damn answers so I can move the fuck on.

FUCK MEN IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!

Just sitting here…. April 30, 2008

My past two posts have been about music and low and behold so is this one.

But this is a rant.

So I’m sitting here, bored out of my mind because everybody else is out partying while my sick ass is stuck here in this crappy apartment. So I turn on the radio (yeah..I know..wtf?? Bahar & radio don’t go together haha).

Now tell me…why the f*ck have I heard the same song A MILLION F*CKING TIMES in the matter of AN HOUR?!?!?!?!
WHAT?!?!
Seriously there are pleeeeenty of songs out there, yet I keep hearing the same song over and over and over and ooooveeeeerrrrr again!!! WHY???
And it’s not even like the songs are any good. Just some frickin commercial songs about BULL SH!T!!!!!
What happened to the songs that made you think?? What has happened to the songs that made you feel??? Feel real emotion.
When was the last time you heard a song that brought tears to your eyes?? Unfortunatley for many people in my generation they probably never have. It’s so sad…seriously it is.
And the artists that take their art seriously and make real music, they never get played on the radio. The song in my last post (India Arie – Ready To Love) is one of the most beautiful songs I have ever heard in my life. This song is classic. Yet I have never heard it played on the radio. Isn’t that a damn shame? I don’t even want to imagine how many people are missing out on some great music. It really is a damn shame.

Like now, for instance. That goddamn Madonna & Justin Timberlake song is on. I know the lyrics by heart already and I just heard this sng for the first time today. For real man?? Tick tock tick tock? Are you serious?? Maybe that’s how it sounds in the producer head (I got a feeling it’s Timba…I don’t know) cuz he/she/it sure as hell got some screws lose in the head. Damn lunatic. It should be illegal to make this kind of shitty music. Tick tock tick fricin TOCK!

And these LYRICS!!!
Oh My Goodness!!
Are you serious?
A five year old could come up with half the shit they write….the other half I pray to God no five year old has ever heard because it’s frickin disgusting to hear even as an “older person” (Gosh I feel like I’m 80).

Rihanna’s “Take a bow” is on…here let me change the lyrics of this song for you.

You look so dumb right now (You sound so dumb right now)
Standing outside my house (Playing on my radio)
Trying to apologize (Bitch you should apologize)
You’re so ugly when you cry (You sound so ugly when you sing)
Please, just cut it out (For real, cut it out)

Don’t tell me you’re sorry cuz you’re not (B!tch you should be sorry)
Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught (For getting caught with this damn song)
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going (You really had me crying)
But now it’s time to go (Get your ass off the stage)
Curtain’s finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining (Very annoying)
But it’s over now (Thank God it’s over now)
Go on and take a bow (Get the hell out of here now)

Ok I don’t feel like doing this anymore…
Now it’s Chris Brown with “With You”
Mmmmmmm Chris Brown ♥♥♥♥♥♥
He looks way too good. Seriously.
I know many don’t think he looks good…but in my opinion he’s got it going on. Get it Chris!! =) haha
Why can’t you find guys like him in real life?? I’m not even talking about attitudes cuz I have no idea how Chris is personality wise but damn somebody that looks as good. For real…a guy with looks and that can dance. Ooooh a man that can dance is the sexiest thing ever. That has got to be the biggest turn on haha =) Yes yes for all the men out there…go put your dancing shoes on and get to steppin.
I just realised I’m waaay off topic. LMAO the things Chris can do to you…
Aren’t Chris and Rihanna together?? Rihanna get off my man…you too Jordin. Who do you think you are touching my husband like that?? HAHA yea yea you wish Bahar.

ARE U FRICKIN JOKING ME?!?!?!?! THEY ARE PLAYING THAT GODDAMN MADONNA & JT SONG AGAIN!!!! THEY JUST PLAYED IT 20 FRICKIN MINUTES AGO!!!! OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE PLEASE!!!!

AAAhhhh screw this I’m gonna go frickin read and…and…sleep for all I know. Peace out DAWWWG!! hahaha ok ok I’m joking don’t take me seriously

PS. OK I don’t want to be annoying but can people comment?? Seriously it feels like I’m only blogging for myself and nobody is reading (even though I know people are). Come on don’t be shy!! Comment!! (or else………………ok ok i’m joking lol)

Picture: Getty Images (Hey, I don’t want a copyright infregment case or whatever the hell it’s called agains me)

Ready For Love April 30, 2008

I am ready for love, Why are you hiding from me? I’d quickly give my freedom,
to be held in your captivity. – India Arie, Ready For Love

This is exactly how I feel.
Gosh I just adore this song. Beautiful lyrics and melody and arrangement. This proves that a little goes a long way.
I would love to hear Jason Castro sing this =)

Music April 29, 2008

Top 5 favourite songs at the moment:

1. Gnarls Barkley – Who’s Gonna Save My Soul?
2. Jordin Sparks ft Chris Brown – No Air
3. Afshin – Delam Barat Halake
4. Gnarls Barkley – Neighbors
5. Tarkan – Arada Bir

No particular order though…

Picture: musicmedia.ign.com

Max Amini April 28, 2008

LMAO the ending is awesome.

You know you are Persian when… April 26, 2008

– You have mehmoonee on Saturday night, your mom begins cooking and preparing on Monday and still wakes up at the crack of dawn on Saturday and is still cooking when the guests show up.

– After mehmoonee finally leave (or after they were supposed to leave, but stand at the door for half an hour still talking), the hosts spend the rest of the night talking about everything that was talked about earlier, what their guests wore, how they styled their hair, etc., and the same goes for the guests in the car on the way back home.

– You grew up listening to stupid ‘mola nasrodin’ stories

– You used to be a brain surgeon in Iran but now you work in a chelokabab(Persian restaurant) in New York or London.

– You don’t own a house and have no job but still can afford a BMW. (HAHAHAHA ofc!)

– You dress up to go to grocery store (HELL YEAH!)

– After a family meal, there is a fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and play cards, waiting for their tea.

– You leave your house at the exact time that the event you’re going to is supposed to start, no matter how far you live from the place. (USUALLY KNOWN AS *PST*: Persian Standard Time)

– Your cologne precedes you into the room/car. (GUUUYS!!! HAHAHA)

– You only hang out in droves of 12 or more. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA heeell yeah!!)

– you know you’re persian if you argue that hooka is good for you and cigarettes are bad (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I admit to this)

– You know Ali. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do know Ali. Don’t we all know Ali?)

– Your cell phone has a stupid-ass ring. (HAHAHA DING DING DING THAT’S ME!)

– You know Samad is funnier than Jim Carrey. (SAMAD IS THE KING!)

– All your jokes are targeted towards Rashtees and Turks (HAHA Rashteesh yes..turks no -) whaaat?? You can’t expect me to diss myself?? or half of myself..lol)

-You hug and kiss relatives you have never seen before in your life. (Oh God yes)

– You curse at your teachers or strangers in Farsi (All the damn time :D)

– You have an Iran’s map or Forouhar pendant. (Iran’s map :D)

Lol this was fun! 😀

American Idol Top 7 April 26, 2008

Live blogging!!! =)
I hope it’s a good show tonight.
Good luck jason and David C.!! I miss you Michael!!

I love Syeshas dress!!

Mariah Carey is their mentor. Great sinnger back in the day..don’t like her anymore.

First up is David Archuleta!!
Awwww he was scared…lol cute.
He is singing one of my favourite songs….”When you believe”
ARE THOSE LEATHER PANTS HE IS WEARING?!?!?! HAHAHAHA
He did a good job BUT I think he should have sung the verse/chorus more than wailing through the whole song. Good job but it could have been better.

Next is Carly Smithson with “Without You”.
She paled in comparison to Mariah….really.
I mean she tried and all but…I just can’t help but think about the original.
This was ok (like always)..

Syesha Mercado sings “Vanishing”.
I love her dress!! REALLY!! OOOH and her earrings!!
Daaamn Syesha sing it! Best one so far!!! Holy crap that was awesome!!

On a side note I have to say Mariah is a good mentor…one of the best ones actually. She has given some really good advice instead of saying that he/she has a good voice etc etc etc like other mentors.

Brooke White sings “Hero”.
I love her hair! =D
She made a mistake choosing this song. This is such a powerful song and this was a watered down version. The song never went anywhere. Sorry Brooke this wasn’t really that good.
I love her personality though.

Up next is Kristy Lee Cook singing “Forever”.
Nice dress. That’s the only compliment I can give.
Ok…well..I mean this was one of her better performances BUT at this stage this was not up to par.

YEEES DAVID COOK NOW!!!
He’s singing “Always Be My Baby”.
Oh damn good luck.
Shit this is realy different from the original. lol damn
Randy Jackson give a standing ovation!
DAVID COOK FOR THE WIN!!
Really that was frickin AWESOME!!!! I LOVE DAVID COOK! HOLY SHIT MAN RESPEEECT!!!

NOW JASON CASTROOOOOO!!!! WOOHOOO I LOVE UUUUU!!!!
He’s singing “I don’t want to cry”.
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG I LOOOOVED THIIIIS!!! OMFG OMFG!!!!!!!
BEST ONE THIS NIGHT FOR REAL!!! JASON FOR THE WIN!!! HAHAHA

The one to go home: Kristy Lee….although if the pattern continues she will stay and somebody with awesome vocals will be eliminated.

Boy problems April 25, 2008

Everybody knows my situation with “Arman” (H****).
I know he has a girlfriend etc etc etc…all the frickin problems surrounding this.
I just came to the conclusion that I am going to talk to him and tell him what’s up. Keep it real you know.
I just want to frickin know. If he is intrested we can go out or whatever and if he isn’t or doesn’t want to or whatever he will tell me that and I can frickin move on.
I am seriously tired of not knowing where this situation is going and I just want an answer.
I’m gonna talk to him…no matter how hard it is for me and how nervous I get.
I’m gonna do it.

Seriously…I am.

American Idol Top 8 Elimination April 25, 2008

WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?!
MICHAEL JOHNS GOT ELIMINATED!!
NOOOOOOO WWWTTTTFFFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?
HOW THE HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE????
HOW THE HELL IS KRISTY LEE ADVANCING ALL THE GODDAMN TIME?!?!?!
WHAT THE EEEEEFFF?!?!?!?!
I AM ROYALLY PISSED!!!!!!!

Bellydance!!! April 24, 2008

Wohoo!!! I performed tonight (bellydance ofc)!
It went great!!! It was so much fun (even though I was really nervous).
A certain person *ehem* Arman *ehem* was in teh crowd.
You hav no idea what a kick that gave to me. =)
I literlly just stared at him and danced for him hahaha i bet you the whole crowd noticed.
I got a lot of compliments tonight which was really fun!!
I wanna do it agaaain!! lol